dumbledoreisabamf: residentevil2: hey did anybody stop kony Yeah, he realised a bunch of middle class white kids were pretty upset with him and he decided to pack it all in.
Yeah. I’ve been here, before. I… I don’t know. I think I was looking for my...– Percy Jackson, The Son of Neptune, Rick Riordan (via percyandheroesquotes) #HE SAID IT #HE SAID THE THING (via cassjaytuck)
the-vashta-nerada: bitch you did not just eat my fucking sausage are you for real this marriage is over nO
A haiku about Mario Kart
hippiebones: Are you kidding me Who the fuck threw that red shell I will fuck you up
order-of-the-sherlockians: starfleetgrad: murgatroid: mattsmithsexual: remember in doctor who when a guy and a slab of concrete with a face became canon no we don’t talk about that remember when a man and a slab of concrete became canon on sherlock
fosterthebloggers: me in math class
theatomicboom: we need to talk about your tags young lady
stunklegran: yeah but what you’re all missing here is that: girls go to college to get more knowledge boys go to jupiter to get more stupider
ferbfletch: you don’t just come with your own background music you come with your own backup singers too
bitched: its actually against the law for betty white to die
foxnewsofficial: imma wake green day up tomorrow they’ll be so pissed
dylans-hoebrien: do you ever look at a url and think when the fuck did i follow you
a haiku about the Ponds' divorce:
witch-breed: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
Ask the Woman in PInk
askthewomaninpink: Just lay flat to dry!
allfalld0wn: bear-hugs-for-you: wait wait okay, nemo in latin means nobody…so the real name of the movie is finding nobody…so that means nemo wasn’t even real but just something that was part of marlin nemo’s dad’s imagination. He just unintentionally made up nemo to cope with the loss of his wife and his almost children.
rainbow-road-to-happiness: So I went to Church today, and I found this pamphlet, thinking it would be anti gay or something But then I opened it and Religion, you’re doing it right
50 Shades of Me... Kinda Bored, So Ask Me Some? (:
1. What is your best friends name?
2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?
3. What are you listening to right now?
4. Whats your favorite number?
5. What was the last thing you ate?
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
7. How is the weather right now?
8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
10. Do you have a significant other?
11. Favorite TV show?
14. Hair color?
15. Eye Color?
16. Do you wear contacts?
17. Favorite Holiday?
19. Have you ever cried for no reason?
20. What was the last movie you watched?
21. Favorite Day of the Year?
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?
24. Hugs or Kisses?
25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?
27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?
28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you?
29. What books are you reading?
31. Favorite movies?
32. Favorite football Team?
33. What are you doing right now?
34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
37. Dogs or cats?
38. Favorite flower?
39. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?
40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
41. Have you ever loved someone?
42. Who would you like to see right now?
43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?
44. Have you ever fired a gun?
45. Do you like to travel by plane?
46. Right-handed or Left-handed?
47. How many pillows do you sleep with?
48. Are you missing someone?
49. Do you have a tattoo?
50. Anybody on Tumblr that you'd go on a date with?
infinityongay: friendly reminder that in high school mitt romney and his friends violently assaulted a boy because mitt thought him having long hair was weird and wrong
ohmygryffindor: Damn Good Shag - Duck Sauce...
A haiku about how much I want Mitt Romney to be...
stavesofmysymphony: not at all, not at all, not at all, not at all, dear fucking god, no