June 2012
↖ Feels personally victimized by Suzanne Collins
adele is pregnant
me: wat
my mom: wat
my dad: wat
my best friend: wat
the dog: wat
oprah: wat
obama: wat
cinderella: wat
anne frank: wat
jesus: wat
the world: wat
satan: wat
the father: wat
twerking4tacos:
idk what’s harder math or finding a theme i actually like
me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not
me: I like this character
character: *dies*
Keep Moving Forward ★: How to Get Over Feeling... →
serendipitousteenager:
1. Make a list of everything you’re thankful for – and try to find some memories that make you smile. There’s nothing like some humour for changing how you feel.
2. Decide to do some fun things with your friends. Although it might be tempting to stay home alone, and to have a bubble bath, or…
my-221b-poketardis-romance:
...
mrpondismypatronus:
I’m waiting for the day that I’m in public, and randomly belt out,
“When he was a young warthog!”
I hear, “WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOOG!” sung back at me.
stark-spangled:
draughtofvintage:
If you played with Barbies,
blahbobasaurus:
hetalia-all-the-way:
Polly Pockets,
Beanie Babies,
Tamagotchi,
Slip N’ Slide,
And Furbies,
Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls
On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,
Collected and traded Pokemon cards,
Wrote with Gel Pens,
Wore butterfly clips,
And Snap Bracelets,
And remember watching these guys:
...
20 years later
My daughter: Mooooomy! Are you going to watch that old TV show AGAIN? It's boring! And the special effects are ridiculous!
Me: Shut up, River!
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a-timelord-consultant:
