April 2012
everyone: I miss Harry Potter.
rue: sing for me, katniss
katniss: SHAWTY HAD THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS, BOOTS WITH THA FUR
Imagine if I became famous and kept my blog. One...
Interviewer: So do you know about the fandom surrounding you?
Me: You mean the fanart and the pornographic drawings shipping me with my co-stars?
Interviewer: ....
Me: And the slash shippers and the Crack. Oh the fandom crack!
Interviewer: Uh, yeah... how do you, uh, know about all of this?
Me: *Stares into camera* I have a Tumblr
Tumblr: HOLY SHIT WE ARE DOOMED! WHICH BLOG IS IT?! SEARCH THEM ALL! AND FOR GODS SAKE HIDE THE PORN
Me: *Laughs evily and starts discussing famous fanfictions with my character in them knowing tumblr is dying*
March 2012
Me & Him
Him: I'm sorry, but I don't really care anymore.
Me: No one does. You really don't know what it's like. To feel completely hopeless, all day, everday.
me looking at basically any picture of me: why
What I imagine happens quite frequently.
Publicist: Jenn, you need to go to this event.
Jennifer Lawrence: Why can't I just stay in bed and eat french fries and ice cream all day? *sigh* At least it's only a few hours.
Publicist: Yes, just a few hours, and the after parties. You have to make an appearance.
Jennifer Lawrence: No, but my bed and laptop will get lonely without me.
Publicist:
Jennifer Lawrence:
Publicist:
Jennifer Lawrence:
Publicist:
Jennifer Lawrence:
Publicist:
Jennifer Lawrence: If you make me go, I will talk about pee again.
Me: Omg, I'm not the only one that talks about pee.
marauderswagger:
reasons why you should be my friend:
i love obama
i have a cat named voldemort
i can eat twice as much as a normal person
i will sing soft kitty to you when you are sad
i can make brownies that are not pot brownies
i can put both of my feet behind my head
i adopt old people
Unpopular opinion about 1D...
bootommo:
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