Ask me a question, and I can only answer with a...
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When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
Little kids waiting in line: ‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’ Me: ‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’ More laughs here
When someone calls my name: →
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friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck
Me: Omg, you're such a good cuddler.
Me: Shhh. Don't speak.
Reblog if you're a nobody on Tumblr but you're...
You Need Wings To Fly: I Lied. →
you-need-wings-to-fly: I lied about being sad. I didn’t mean to but it’s only because I’m tired of thinking that I am. I just want everything to be like it was before. I wish I was back in his arms, but I don’t even remember the last time I was. I blog all the time wishing that some of this blog somehow get’s into…
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I'm the most im-popular girl in eighth grade, but...
Me: my top three searches would be
Me: how to kill someone silently
Me: how to clean blood off carpets
Me: cat gifs
me playing video games
me: DIE DIE DIE!
me: NO NO NO NO NO! DON'T DIE ON ME NOW! LIVE!
me: HEAL ME! HEAL ME! HEAL ME! GOOD!
me: NO DON'T DIE! WHHHYY?! REVIVE ME!
me: GO DIE IN A HOLE!
me: HA! IN YOUR FACE I WIN! YOU LOST! HA!
anyone else in the room: ....