jpgay:

the only people who call me cute live 7000 miles away

Now accepting anon hate

deluxetoaster:

But only in the form of haikus

Track: Sakura Kiss
Artist: Chieko Kawabe

Ouran High School Host Club OP
Sakura Kiss by Chieko Kawabe

oceanashenue:

so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”

antisociallysplendid:

someone-not-me:

dent-arthur-dent:

drarna:

i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week

and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.

Without winning an oscar for either

somehow we always end up here

lovejoyjohnlock:

salon:

We dare you to say we don’t live in a rape culture.

WTF?

friends, this is what we call satire. I’m autistic. I’m not supposed to understand satire. I shouldn’t be the one telling you guys this.

aureat:

can we all just have a minute of silence for all those good hair days no one important saw you

onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

bobafettishism:

I’m a teacher and today two new students signed up at my school - three year old twin boys. Their names are Sora and Riku.

That generation is here.

It begins.

lutipa:

i know percy won’t die but it would be so much fun if he did

chubby-punx:

My goal is to be very, very cute but also very, very spooky

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